I'm not going to the zoo anymore - the monkeys can't understand why they're inside and I'm out!

Rear of Luce Manning

Coast Guardsmen Greet Flying Santa. Coast Guardsmen station at Sankaty Head lighthouse on Nantucket Island wave a greeting to the plane bearing Edward Rowe Snow, New England's "Flying Santa", as he visited the famous beacon today (Dec. 21). Snow, saltwater historian, annually drops Christmas packages to lighthouse keepers and their families along the seacoast.

St. Jacob's Oil, for sprains

City Water Works, Coatesville, Pa.