"Hi! Dat hoss can jist fly now. I only 'plied jist six bottles of Kendall's Spavin Cure, and it hab taken off all dem four ringbones, two spavins, one curb, two splints, one capped hock and a shoe bile, so he can go in 2:05 3-8. Gwine to put on two bottles more, and den he can go jist 1:51 7-16. Dat boy nebber shall fly wid dat hoss again, for he am liable to fly off de track if he 'creases dat speed."

[ca. 1870–1900]