Bronze laughing Buddha. 3 Feet High -- 3 Feet Wide, 200 Years Old. More than 300 pounds. Owned by Savoy Inn -- Freeport -- Long Island

[ca. 1930–1945]

The Ageing Mystery of the Chinaman. By Eddie Hong, Prop. Chicken's breastbone tellee age, horse's teeth tellee age, women no tellee age, Chinaman makee you guess. They no look likee Man Mountain Dean or the cough drop brothers. You lookee Chinaman in the face and no one savee how many moons he has seen come and go. You shakee your head and pittee razor salesman when he trys to sellee Chinaman in Far East. You would lookee surplies, when they tellee you Won Lung Sing is grandfather of triplets, no look likee any older than our college boy. What is the meestry attached? None! You can bet two to one, Won Lung Sing no got Chinpanzees glands, either of the monkeys'. Why? Sure! Chinamen eat little meats. Hot dogs, chunky chops and jombo steaks, phooey! Chinamen grow old slow by keep away from foods that makee stretche skin and cause wrinkles. Chinaman no force the years ahead to hurry up and get behind. Nor savee? Well, than Sa-voy. Here you find newly designed meatless menu. Follow for one moon and watchee extra pounds melt away likee snow when hit by summer sun. Savoy Inn is no foo-ling-yu. Savoy Inn, 88-90-92 West Merrick Road, Freeport, Long Island. The best known Chinese Restaurant on Long Island. "Chinee Food Vellee Good" "Hot Dog No Got."