2026 HE DID NOT FLEE - Escape from Ankara

© 2026 Donald B. Johnson 1951. All right reserved. · 2026-01-01T00:00:00Z

A satirical action movie poster-style illustration by Donald B. Johnson titled "ESCAPE FROM ANKARA," featuring the subtitle "ONE MAN. ONE TRUCK. ONE EXPENDABLE PRESS SECRETARY." The artwork shows a weathered "Executive Catering" van driven by Donald Trump as aides scramble behind it on a tarmac next to a United States of America plane, with explosions in the background. Bold captions declare  "A MASTERPIECE OF COWARDICE." - The Daily Truth  and  "HE DID NOT FLEE. HE RELOCATED TACTICALLY." (SATIRE)  Official Statement from Karoline Leavitt At no time was I ‘left behind’ as bait. I was performing a highly classified communications function aboard Air Force One known internally as Strategic Blonde Continuity Operations. The President did not hide in a catering truck. He executed a food-service-based tactical redeployment under the direction of the finest security professionals in the world. I remained aboard the decoy aircraft voluntarily, courageously, and with absolutely no knowledge that it was a decoy aircraft. Any suggestion that I was expendable is false and deeply offensive. I was merely significantly more expendable than the President and that other woman who looks after his hygiene. Thank goodness the mission was flawless. I am so glad our courageous and brilliant leader, Donald J Trump, out-smarted those dangerous would-be assasins,  ... even if he basically left me to get blown to pieces ..  but hey, it's been fun.  Bye?.”